We the Duly Born Children of Rucy and Mwai Wa Kibaki hereby file case number 999 at nairobi courts. We the 4 four duly erected childlen are suing the Defendant for claiming that our Dury married Father is married to another Political activist Mary Wambui mwai Nyina wa Wangui wa Arutian mathoroko hereby to be reffered to Ms Mwai wa Muthaiga III.
The facts are as follows:
The Defendant who is known to be a Political Domo DOMO made statement that our Duly Married Mather attacked a certain media house due to its publication our dury mather eviction of Notorious World Bank Party Animal who had rented Our Mather Muthaiga II Safe House. As you know our Mother is known to retreat into the Muthaiga II so that she can avoid the Nuisance of Poor Korogocho Slum Dwellers.
Our Father is a Man of few words, a well tempered man and a Political Genius who was able to rescue our people from the Return of corrupt Crooks from the 41 other tribes also known as NDURIRIS or Tumundus . He won the erections and is now luring Kenya for the benefit of our people from Othaya.
We want the Defendant to be committed to civil jail for a period of 10 days. The defendant is As broke as a Church Mouse he has no penny or asset to his name expect three of four Suits tailored in Wangige Market.
Dr Mutua – House Boys Spokesperson
Dr Raila Amollo Our Dad Head watch
Dr Kofi Anan our DAD International Representative
HE Kolonel Murmar Gaadhafi – Our Hotel Managing Director
H.E. EBS – IRANain President Our Share Cropper in Nyanza Province
Devani – Our Dad Banker
P Kamami Brothers – Our Dad Army Consultants