Hehe Mr. Gono which translates to Mr Sex in swahili
is said to be the man who is keeping Mrs Mugabe knickers wet and well lubricated as the husband the Dictator of Zimbabwe robert Mugabe suffers from prostate cancer that has resulted in Erectile Dysfunctional Disorder. Mr Mugabe is said to be crying himself to sleep every night as he knows that the GOVERNOR of the Zillion Zimbabwe Dollar Gono is having a good time at treasury and using his Madigo penis to sign off Mrs Mugabe Knickers.
meanwhile Mrs. mugabe keeps on screaming Zimbabwe number one is an underperformer between the sheets.
I hope mugabe can get a good Sangoma to revive his dead loins
or this may be the real Loins Booster – I hear if he drinks water from harare taps he will be full of virtility and may even produce a prince to inherit his kingdom
Will Mugabe be betrayed even by ZANU PF allies as he comes to term with his terminal illness? If Mobutu case (mobute died of prostrate cancer in morroco) is anything to go by we know that Mugabe may be burried in some obscure cemetry somewhere in Asia or North Africa.